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-**shaidatul nabila shamsuddin 4091009531 3B-**



P enny T o P ound T o N eedy, Its everywhere but not here. This place is runned by oligarchy, Keep on telling porkies,lies, ‘Why this iniquitous?’ Ask them brusquely.

UN scrumpulous I diotic SEL fish ninny, Why do this to poor kids, Making them shirty, crying til rhinitis, Give them what they need, You will hear revelry.

P enny T o P ound T o N eedy Dedicated to the wonderful management of my dear campus, By,VARANKUMAR SAGARAN 4091008771( 3B)

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Hey sailor! your pants on fire!

It was 20 years ago today, A sailor named Paul had his name on display, He, who utters **billingsgate** every time he speaks, Now end up living like a **maverick**

One day, he gets himself into an **argle-bargle,** And landed himself on the front-page of Daily Bugle, The coppers came and throw his big, ugly rear into the **hoosegow**, Told him to share his cell with a **mungo**

Their friendship were never so dandy For Paul hated him dearly and called him **gaberlunzie**, The mungo got mad, went berserk and jabbed him with a **snickersnee,** Paul hurts so bad and fell to his knee The commotion caused **brouhaha** And all the inmates went gaga

Paul gets out after a long, hard year Makes his way to New Hampshire Momma said he will be fine Just as long as the sun still shines And just as long as he does not swear Then life will be fair

Ahmad ruzaini abdul hadi 4071039211 The Third Temptation of Paris by Muhd Afif Ashyraf b Abu Bakar 4071040371 / 880101025425

Light has obscured itself from Troy, the day now as dark as night, The air filled with the breath of the sinned heir His crime has brought upon the colossal knights To reclaim what is theirs

A jester of his own desire Falling for her **cot'queanity** And her sweet voice resonates like the lyre Now he is a slave of his own vanity

His lechery has now betrayed As he waited in angst, shed every drops of tears All his wrongs will be prevailed Thousands set sail sent in her name Achilles accompanied by thousands of men Mercilessly approaching the condemned

One by one in the hands of the conqueror Walls of Troy can no longer stand The sheer foul smell of blood and loss **miasma** the land To **Rhadamanthine** will he answered The penance he earned will be the end His queen must be returned To her throne

If only they had followed the prophecy It will never ends in **cacophony** For as long as men lives, the tale will last for **eons**

‘O Helen of Troy, thou beauty art compared to Aphrodite And thou possessed the divine wisdom of Arthene Hence, you shall be returned to Sparta To end the nine years war’ **Yo mama**
 * Aiman Mohamed yusoff**
 * - 4071040401/881204-03-5137 –**

Yo mama i need something to eat Hell shall lease its fury if I didn’ t have some meat Siddy slicker, siddy slicker Yer a slacker

Hickory dickory do, Cockle my **doodly** do, Jenny’ s a **callow** Please don’ t let her go down the **gallow**

Chitti chitti bang bang Sorry ma’ am, didn’ t mean to make you go **spang** Your dance and **shizzle**, Make me go **dizzle**
 * fshizzle** my **nizzle**